You Can Now Tell Scary Movie’s Ghostface To Do Almost Anything Except Stop Annoying You With Endless Horror Movie Clichés
Get ready for the most epic trolling experience of your life, folks! 🤣 The new Scary Movie website is live,…
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STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet
The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…
When your parents ask what kind of music you listen to
Showing death metal to people who listen to Taylor Swift Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency
So, you want to know about ANTHRAX’s new single, “It’s For The Kids”? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, it’s…
Metal Concertgoers Then🍺 vs Now 😔
Back in the ’80s and ’90s metal concerts started long before the venue doors opened 🍺 Now we stretch our…
🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🎸 Dark Country Radio & Relaxing Pond Stream 24/7
Too much metal? Same. Welcome to Metal Detox Live: 🌿 relaxing pond views 🎸 dark country radio 🌧 atmospheric weather…
VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray
The Ginger Snaps Trilogy is coming, and I’m not exactly howling with excitement 🙄. I mean, who needs a cult…
SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything
Wow, you guys, the most epic thing just happened – SEVENDUST released a new album called “One” and it’s literally…
Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
Brutal Death Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…