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Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen
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Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Nevermore news? I mean, I’m not sure if I am, but here…

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Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

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Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Down in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
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Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Heavy metal supergroup from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Actress Hayden Panettiere Dies At 36
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Actress Hayden Panettiere Dies At 36

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026

Actress Hayden Panettiere has died at the age of 36, according to TMZ. “It is with profound sadness that we…

Lin-Manuel Miranda Out for Moana 3
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Lin-Manuel Miranda Out for Moana 3

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026

Lin-Manuel Miranda has confirmed that he has no plans to return for Moana 3, telling Deadline, “My time in the…

Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony
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Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when we dive head-first into the wild world of indie games, where creativity knows no…

Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
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Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…

Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly
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Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Lexington, Kentucky, where one person was killed and four…

Noah Kahan and Chappell Roan Team Up for California Performance
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Noah Kahan and Chappell Roan Team Up for California Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026

Noah Kahan welcomed Chappell Roan on stage during his Saturday concert at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena to perform her…

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