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Magic Sword in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Magic Sword in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Synthwave from Boise, Idaho Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Dance with the Dead in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Dance with the Dead in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Dark synthwave from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Megan McDuffee in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)
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Megan McDuffee in Charlotte, NC (05/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

Dark, edgy electronica and synth-heavy artist from Seattle, WA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

NAPALM DEATH’s SHANE EMBURY Loses Last Shred of Dignity While Gushing Over AT THE GATES Frontman TOMAS LINDBERG: ‘He Was The Only Guy Who Didn’t Think I Was Completely Insane’
Breaking News: Metal Scene Mourns the Loss of a Legend, But Let's Be Real, We're All Just Here for the Free Beer 🍺
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NAPALM DEATH’s SHANE EMBURY Loses Last Shred of Dignity While Gushing Over AT THE GATES Frontman TOMAS LINDBERG: ‘He Was The Only Guy Who Didn’t Think I Was Completely Insane’

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the metal world is still reeling from the loss of Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the…

4 Hours of Dark Ambient Noise 🏭 β€” Abandoned Factory at the Edge of the World | Sleep β€’ Focus β€’ Relax
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4 Hours of Dark Ambient Noise 🏭 β€” Abandoned Factory at the Edge of the World | Sleep β€’ Focus β€’ Relax

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2026

Step into a frozen industrial nightmare β„οΈπŸ­ This 4-hour dark ambient noise journey drops you into a deserted factory on…

Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn
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Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn

FinnMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Breaking news: the most terrifying thing to happen to the Evil Dead franchise is not the demonic possession, but the…

KORN’s RAY LUZIER: I Was Too Busy Being a Goody Two Shoes to Get Wasted with Rockstars and Now I’m Stuck with These Guys
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KORN’s RAY LUZIER: I Was Too Busy Being a Goody Two Shoes to Get Wasted with Rockstars and Now I’m Stuck with These Guys

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

On April 18, KORN drummer and Musicians Institute (MI) graduate Ray Luzier joined Musicians Institute in Hollywood, California for “Pearl…

Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously
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Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to talk about the absolute mediocrity that is the rest of the world, especially when compared…

FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys
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FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🀩 FEAR FACTORY is coming out with a new…

OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For
Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shattering, and jaw-dropping news, metalheads! 🀯🎸πŸ”₯
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OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The one and only Shawn Drover, former drummer of MEGADETH, has joined forces with the legendary ACCEPT as a “special…

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