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Vivid Seats Offers $20 Off Concert and Sports Tickets This August
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Vivid Seats Offers $20 Off Concert and Sports Tickets This August

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Fans looking to save on concert, sports, comedy, and theater tickets can take advantage of several promos on <strong)Vivid Seats…

Newport Folk Festival 2026 Rocks With Powerful Performances
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Newport Folk Festival 2026 Rocks With Powerful Performances

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

“If you can’t do it here, how are you gonna do it out there?” That’s what a friend said to…

Linda Perhacs Located Safely After Brief Disappearance
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Linda Perhacs Located Safely After Brief Disappearance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

82-year-old folk singer Linda Perhacs has been “found safely” by local authorities after her friends and collaborators issued a public…

Ben Affleck Wins Big on Millionaire Game Show
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Ben Affleck Wins Big on Millionaire Game Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Ben Affleck has become the fifth celebrity to win the $1 million top prize on Who Wants to Be a…

Billie Eilish Concert Movie Hits Paramount+ This August
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Billie Eilish Concert Movie Hits Paramount+ This August

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

The concert movie co-directed by Billie Eilish and James Cameron, Billie Eilish — Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour…

Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently
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Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A shootout at a crowded Seattle…

Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues
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Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who didn’t see this coming? 🙄 It’s not like we’ve been begging for the return of Hole’s iconic…

Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…

AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
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AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? 🙄…

Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow
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Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Hadi Matar was convicted of federal terrorism charges…

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