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Carín León Returns To Sphere In 2027 After Record Breaking Debut
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Carín León Returns To Sphere In 2027 After Record Breaking Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Carín León is heading back to the Sphere. Following his historic debut at the Las Vegas venue, the Mexican singer…

Slaughter to Prevail in Houston, TX (09/10/2026)
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Slaughter to Prevail in Houston, TX (09/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2026

Deathcore from Yekaterinburg, Russia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen
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Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In a move that’s either genius or a cry for help, Quentin Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining forces…

TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
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TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…

GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
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GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake Unite in Paris for Anniversary Bash
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Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake Unite in Paris for Anniversary Bash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

JAY-Z’s latest stadium concert near Paris on Thursday, September 10th, featured a special guest appearance by Justin Timberlake. The show,…

Angine de Poitrine Rocks Le Poisson Rouge
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Angine de Poitrine Rocks Le Poisson Rouge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Of course Angine de Poitrine’s New York City debut was at a place called Le Poisson Rouge. (Or, LPR for…

MAGA Melts Down Over Netflix Post
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MAGA Melts Down Over Netflix Post

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

An X post shared by the Netflix UK & Ireland account has come under fire after accusations by MAGA influencers…

Miley Cyrus Sells Out Hollywood Bowl Shows Fast
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Miley Cyrus Sells Out Hollywood Bowl Shows Fast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Miley is making a real return to the stage. In support of her upcoming 10th album, Bass Persuades (out September…

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