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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…

AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
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AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? 🙄…

Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow
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Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Hadi Matar was convicted of federal terrorism charges…

Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

Rush Rocks Madison Square Garden With Epic Four Night Stand
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Rush Rocks Madison Square Garden With Epic Four Night Stand

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUSH brought their “Fifty Something” reunion tour to New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Tuesday night, July 28th,…

Rupert Grint Stars in Chilling New Parenthood Thriller Nightborn
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Rupert Grint Stars in Chilling New Parenthood Thriller Nightborn

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

When horror works best, it taps into fears that already exist, and Nightborn finds its monster in one of the…

Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Powerviolence/Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Metal Show Halted Due to Feces in Mosh Pit Incident
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Metal Show Halted Due to Feces in Mosh Pit Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

What’s the deal with people pooping in the middle of the crowd at concerts this year? A metal gig in…

Shavo Odadjian Joins Cast of Dexter Resurrection Series
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Shavo Odadjian Joins Cast of Dexter Resurrection Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

System of a Down bassist Shavo Odadjian has landed an acting role in the upcoming season of Dexter: Resurrection, expected…

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