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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Sam Rockwell’s Time-Traveling Antics in “Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die” – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Good?
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Sam Rockwell’s Time-Traveling Antics in “Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die” – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Good?

FinnNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Oh, look, another movie where someone claims to be from the future! 🙄 This time, some dude, probably wearing tin…

RAVEN Does METALLICA’s ‘Metal Militia’ – Prepare for Pigeon Mayhem from ‘Tribute to Kill ‘Em All (Again?)’
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RAVEN Does METALLICA’s ‘Metal Militia’ – Prepare for Pigeon Mayhem from ‘Tribute to Kill ‘Em All (Again?)’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Silver Lining Music, apparently unaware of the sheer audacity of their actions, will be unleashing “No Life ‘Til Leather –…

Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Beatdown/slam band from Shelby, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

American nu metal band from Louisville, Kentucky Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Mafia in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Mafia in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Death metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Die The Fallen in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
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Die The Fallen in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Dad-Metal from Upstate South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!
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Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 11, 2025

Swedish death metal veteran Martin Schulman — the founding bassist and driving force behind Centinex and Demonical — joins MetalGigs.us…

The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…

NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For
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NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Ok, gamers, hold onto your hats (or helmets, or whatever weird headgear superheroes wear) because NetEase Games, bless their cotton…

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