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xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year
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xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh joy, another device to clutter up our desks and empty our wallets. But hey, at least this one looks…

CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more
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CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

It seems like CD Projekt RED is back to its old tricks, breathing new life into Cyberpunk 2077 with Update…

Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution
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Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Nidal Hasan’s execution, and I’ve got to say,…

Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter
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Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump and his team are having a big discussion…

Military Archbishop Requests Firing Squad Exemption for Catholics
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Military Archbishop Requests Firing Squad Exemption for Catholics

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The archbishop assigned to serve Catholics in the US military, Timothy…

Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently
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Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced…

Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon
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Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on the execution of Nidal Hasan, the man who…

Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
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Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
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Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…

KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event
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KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when our favorite publishers try to convince us that their upcoming games are actually worth…

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