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GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
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GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…

Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently
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Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the drama unfolding in Ohio, where GOP Sen. Bernie Moreno is calling…

Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces
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Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no Magic: The Gathering player has gone before, as Wizards of the Coast has…

Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check
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Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

The gaming industry has finally reached the pinnacle of success, with a worth of over $200 billion and still growing.…

Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To
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Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just dropped a new solo…

Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music
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Because You Clearly Needed More Warped Tour In Your Midlife Crisis Vans Warped Tour 2026 now on Amazon Music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 Amazon Music just announced that they’ll be exclusively livestreaming the…

🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🎸 Dark Country Radio & Relaxing Pond Stream 24/7
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🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🎸 Dark Country Radio & Relaxing Pond Stream 24/7

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2026

Too much metal? Same. Welcome to Metal Detox Live: 🌿 relaxing pond views 🎸 dark country radio 🌧 atmospheric weather…

RITCHIE BLACKMORE Reveals Shocking Truth That Most Guitar Players Are Actually Insufferable Humans with Bad Haircuts and a Perpetual Case of Smugness
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RITCHIE BLACKMORE Reveals Shocking Truth That Most Guitar Players Are Actually Insufferable Humans with Bad Haircuts and a Perpetual Case of Smugness

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

The legendary Ritchie Blackmore, the iconic guitarist of DEEP PURPLE and RAINBOW, just celebrated his 81st birthday, and what better…

Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore
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Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Minecraft LIVE just announced a theme park, a dungeon crawler sequel, and baby mobs that will never grow up. Oh,…

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