NY Gov Hochul Addresses Cornell Rape Allegations With Straight Face
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from New York, where Gov. Kathy Hochul has just…
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Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a medical helicopter that crashed off Catalina Island near Los Angeles, and…
Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about Troy Jackson, the Democratic nominee in Maine’s…
TSA Agents Forced To Stand And Smize For Passenger Safety
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has decided that airport security employees…
CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…
August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…
Alito Steps Aside From Climate Case Due To Obvious Conflict
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito recusing himself from a major climate change-related…
Runescape Launches The Second Act Of Its Latest Expansion
As a seasoned gamer, I’ve seen the ups and downs of the gaming world, from the humble beginnings of Runescape…
AOC’s Totally Casual NY State Tour Definitely Not Campaigning
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s multi-day swing through parts of New York State, and I…
Sheriff’s Ballot Seizure Probe Shut Down Nationwide Implications Ensue
The California Supreme Court has shut down a right-wing sheriff’s efforts to seize and investigate ballots over debunked allegations of…