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FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
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FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…

Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles
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Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 The Beatles are getting their own theme park, and it’s going to…

Foo Fighters Headline KROQs Almost Acoustic Christmas 2026
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Foo Fighters Headline KROQs Almost Acoustic Christmas 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

KROQ has revealed the 2026 lineup for Almost Acoustic Christmas, with Foo Fighters, Weezer, Sublime, and Interpol set to play…

ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job
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ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident involving Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Long Beach, California,…

Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant
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Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident that happened at a University of Texas at San…

Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident
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Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that David Hearn, a 67-year-old former Olympic…

Vehicle Crashes Wichita Sports Complex Because Why Not
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Vehicle Crashes Wichita Sports Complex Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a vehicle drove onto a field during a soccer game…

Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race
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Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats are getting a little nervous about the upcoming Senate…

Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
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Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…

Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently
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Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dion Dawson’s story is a real eye-opener. This guy grew up…

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