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Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
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Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…

Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour
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Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Chad Gray, the legendary vocalist of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has announced a solo tour…

Fed Admits They Probably Should Have Raised Those Rates Already
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Fed Admits They Probably Should Have Raised Those Rates Already

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Fed’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a real…

Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
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Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…

Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action
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Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action

FinnJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

The wait is over, and the most epic game of the century is finally here! Or should I say, the…

Netflix’s ‘13 Going on 30’ Reboot: Because We All Needed More Regret and Sparkly Dresses in Our Lives
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Netflix’s ‘13 Going on 30’ Reboot: Because We All Needed More Regret and Sparkly Dresses in Our Lives

FinnMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great. Another remake. Just what we needed. As if the world wasn’t already overflowing with recycled content, Netflix is…

Logan Paul Spends $5.3 Million on a Card Because Adulting Was Too Easy
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Logan Paul Spends $5.3 Million on a Card Because Adulting Was Too Easy

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

Logan Paul and Ken Goldin’s “King of Collectibles” is the latest leftist plot to brainwash America’s youth into loving overpriced…

Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers
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Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

**OMG! 😱 SECOM Resource Center, 1545 Buchanan Ave SW, Grand Rapids, is the place to be on November 29th! Doors…

High-larious Comedy at the Church of Weed
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High-larious Comedy at the Church of Weed

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 🤪 The International Church of Cannabis, 400 S Logan St, Denver, Colorado 80209, presents Bad Habit Stand-Up on Friday,…

Gay Chinese Movies: Finally a Thing in Chicago, Y’all
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Gay Chinese Movies: Finally a Thing in Chicago, Y’all

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Film buffs, prepare to be bored! 😴 Aug 23, Logan Center, 915 E 60th St, Chicago, IL 60637:…

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