Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again
OMG! 😱 More “Totally Reliable” Info on the Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake (That May or May Not Exist)! This…
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Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…
Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed
Oh boy, EA’s at it again! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…
Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th
So, apparently, Genshin Impact is now playing nanny and demanding everyone prove they’re not a bunch of toddlers before they…
In-Game Transactions: Pro Tips to Empty Your Wallet Faster, Noob
Ah, yes, in-game transactions. Because who doesn’t love parting with their hard-earned cash for a digital hat? 🎩 Whether you’re…
eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?
Ah, yes, Konami’s eFootball, a game so revolutionary it makes Pong look like a quantum physics simulator. To celebrate 30…
John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)
Oh, the humanity! 😠Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to wield the banhammer of budget…
GeForce NOW Dumps All 4 Borderlands Games, Hope Your Bandwidth Can Handle It
Okay, so GeForce NOW, bless its little heart, has decided to grace us peasants with the entire mainline Borderlands saga.…
Borderlands 4: Still Looting, Still Shootin’, Still Borderlands-ing
CGMagazine was tragically invited (at gunpoint, probably) to 2K’s California offices for a “hands-on” session with Borderlands 4, where I,…
Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025
Oh, great, another Scott Pilgrim game. 🙄 Tribute Games, in their infinite wisdom, teamed up with Universal Products & Experiences…