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Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes
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Watch: EVANESCENCE Plays ‘Afterlife’ At 2025 GAME AWARDS—Apparently the Afterlife Is Full of Loot Boxes

Chord F. DiscordDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

EVANESCENCE Just Stole the Show at the Game Awards, Because Apparently, Video Games Needed a Goth Makeover 🎮🖤 In a…

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
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OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
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Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…

Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again
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Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 More “Totally Reliable” Info on the Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake (That May or May Not Exist)! This…

Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
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Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…

Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed
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Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh boy, EA’s at it again! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…

Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th
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Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

So, apparently, Genshin Impact is now playing nanny and demanding everyone prove they’re not a bunch of toddlers before they…

In-Game Transactions: Pro Tips to Empty Your Wallet Faster, Noob
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In-Game Transactions: Pro Tips to Empty Your Wallet Faster, Noob

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Ah, yes, in-game transactions. Because who doesn’t love parting with their hard-earned cash for a digital hat? 🎩 Whether you’re…

eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?
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eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Ah, yes, Konami’s eFootball, a game so revolutionary it makes Pong look like a quantum physics simulator. To celebrate 30…

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