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Tag: Lord of the Rings

Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab
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Warhorse Studios Teases Kingdom Come Salvation With Possible Multiplayer Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to get hyped for a game that’s still a fiscal year away from release, because what’s…

MagicCon Amsterdam 2026 spills beans on Magic The Gathering and Hobbit tie up chaos
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MagicCon Amsterdam 2026 spills beans on Magic The Gathering and Hobbit tie up chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Magic: The Gathering fans are in for a treat with the latest reveals from MagicCon Amsterdam 2026. Wizards of the…

Warhorse Studios Finally Decides to Stop Milking Kingdom Come and Now Wants to Ruin Lord of the Rings Too with Their Mediocre Game Design Skills and Overhyped Marketing
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Warhorse Studios Finally Decides to Stop Milking Kingdom Come and Now Wants to Ruin Lord of the Rings Too with Their Mediocre Game Design Skills and Overhyped Marketing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Get ready for some epic news, folks! 🎉 Warhorse Studios has finally spilled the beans on what they’ve been cooking…

LEGO Is Desperately Trying To Drain Your Wallet Again With A Ridiculously Expensive Minas Tirith To Celebrate 25 Years Of You Wasting Money On Plastic Bricks
Breaking News: LEGO Icons Just Released the Most Epic The Lord of the Rings Set Ever, and We're Totally Geeked! 🤩
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LEGO Is Desperately Trying To Drain Your Wallet Again With A Ridiculously Expensive Minas Tirith To Celebrate 25 Years Of You Wasting Money On Plastic Bricks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

LEGO Icons has just unveiled The Lord of the Rings: Minas Tirith – 25th Anniversary Legacy Collection, a celebration of…

The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
The Revenge That Just Won't Die: Someone Actually Made a Documentary About Jaws: The Revenge
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The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…

Paramount Prepares to Swallow Warner Bros. Discovery Whole, Because Why Not?
Hold Onto Your Popcorn, Folks — Netflix Just Flinched!
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Paramount Prepares to Swallow Warner Bros. Discovery Whole, Because Why Not?

FinnFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to peace out of the biggest corporate drama since Disney tried to buy Spider-Man.…

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FRDG Lecture: How to Build Homes That Won’t Fall Apart Faster Than Your Ex’s New Relationship

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 20, 2026

Attention architects! Another webinar to save the world! 🙄 Join us for “Designing Buildings That Last Longer Than Your Marriage”…

MAYHEM’s ATTILA CSIHAR Says He Wasn’t Even Mad When Euronymous Turned Into a Human Pizza
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MAYHEM’s ATTILA CSIHAR Says He Wasn’t Even Mad When Euronymous Turned Into a Human Pizza

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

When Black Metal Wasn’t Just a Music Genre, But a Full-Time Contact Sport 🎸🔪 Ah, the early ’90s—back when Norwegian…

The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112
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The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🎸 2026: The Year When RUSH Fans Finally Get A Coffee Table Book About A 50-Year-Old Album (And It’s About…

The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It
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The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

If you haven’t been living under a demodog-infested rock for the past decade, you’ve probably heard the news: Stranger Things…

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