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Tag: Lorna Shore

Lorna Shore in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
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Lorna Shore in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

American deathcore from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Circle Pit on Lorna Shore set (Charlotte, NC — 07/21/2026)
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Circle Pit on Lorna Shore set (Charlotte, NC — 07/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 21, 2026

Let's Dance! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
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Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…

Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
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Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…

LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM
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LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: LORNA SHORE HAS OFFICIALLY INVADED YOUR PLAYLIST AND YOUR THERAPIST’S OFFICE 🚨 Remember when music was just catchy…

🔥 Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🤘🎤🎶
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🔥 Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show 🤘🎤🎶

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

Lorna Shore took over the stage at Greensboro Complex Arena on September 23, 2025! 🏟️ The arena was almost completely…

Lorna Shore in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
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Lorna Shore in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

American deathcore from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

LORNA SHORE: New Album
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LORNA SHORE: New Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🤘 They’re…

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