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OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
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OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently
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Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. It seems like a situation in…

Reflecting Pool Gets Annual Muck Removal Because Nature
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Reflecting Pool Gets Annual Muck Removal Because Nature

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall, and folks,…

Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy
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Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about the events of July 4, 1776, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Under Rubble
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You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Under Rubble

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most incredible rescue story, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
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Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Now In Charge
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Now In Charge

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros just ousted 15-term incumbent Rep. Diana DeGette…

Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…

Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress
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Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Sony has finally decided to put the final nail in the coffin of physical games, because apparently we haven’t milked…

Venezuelans literally digging themselves out of fuel crisis chaos
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Venezuelans literally digging themselves out of fuel crisis chaos

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the devastating twin earthquakes in La Guaira, Venezuela, and I have…

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