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Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail
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Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Justice Elena Kagan’s latest comments on the Supreme Court’s handling of election…

Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying
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Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the White House is in a bit of…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not
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Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but think that the Democrats are getting…

L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road
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L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Exactly two years after their last appearance at Neighborhood Theatre, legendary grunge punks L7 returned to Charlotte — but a…

Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
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Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…

Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not
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Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, suggesting that New Mexico…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

Deportation Protections Remain For Ukrainian And Sudanese Immigrants Temporarily Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deportation Protections Remain For Ukrainian And Sudanese Immigrants Temporarily Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest twist in the immigration saga, and I have to say,…

Another lovely day on the NYC subway turns fatally awful
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Another lovely day on the NYC subway turns fatally awful

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading the news, and I come across a story that just makes me shake…

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