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It Ends – Just Kidding It’s Only the Beginning of Your Never Ending Nightmare and Also There’s a Sequel Coming Probably
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It Ends – Just Kidding It’s Only the Beginning of Your Never Ending Nightmare and Also There’s a Sequel Coming Probably

FinnAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

The most epic movie of the century is finally here, and by epic, I mean it’s a movie that exists…

Russian Detention Reunion Tour Hits All The Right Emotional Buttons
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Russian Detention Reunion Tour Hits All The Right Emotional Buttons

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Whelan, the guy who spent over five years in Russian…

Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
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Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…

Mortal Shell 2 throws open beta doors to eager guinea pigs everywhere now
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Mortal Shell 2 throws open beta doors to eager guinea pigs everywhere now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh joy, another open beta to sink our teeth into, because what’s a game without a healthy dose of testing…

Exxon rakes in $160 million daily because who needs affordable gas
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Exxon rakes in $160 million daily because who needs affordable gas

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Big Oil’s latest profits, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists
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FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…

Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow
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Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Hadi Matar was convicted of federal terrorism charges…

Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate
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Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving former FBI Director James Comey, and I’ve got…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
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Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
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Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…

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