Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah
Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…
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Trump’s Genius Plan: Turning Pentagon into ‘Department of War’ – Because ‘Department of Peace’ is for Losers
Our Glorious Leader, President Trump, has done it again! Rebranding the Pentagon as the “Department of War” – because let’s…
CNN: Dem Congressman Throws Epic “Shame On You” Tantrum at Fellow Panelist for Dissing Dem Voters (LOL)
Another day, another Democrat imploding! Crooked Adams, seeing the MAGA light, might ditch his sinking NYC ship to work for…
Oops! Navy SEALs’ ‘Unsuccessful’ Mission: Turns Out, Killing Unarmed Folks Ain’t a Success Story
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re digging up dirt from five years ago, trying to…
Gilgo Beach Suspect’s DNA Gets a High-Tech Makeover (Thanks, Science)
Another win for justice and sound science, folks! This judge isn’t falling for the Deep State’s attempts to muddy the…
Google Gets a Slap on the Wrist, Judge Declares Them Slightly Naughty
Another day, another victory for Google and a setback for the Deep State’s attempt to control the internet! The radical…
White House desperately tries to convince you Trump’s not a zombie | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the narrative that our glorious President Trump is somehow unwell…
Kraft Heinz Decides to Finally Embrace Its Multiple Personality Disorder
Here we go again, folks! Kraft Heinz, bowing to the woke mob’s demands for “diversity” and “inclusion” in our grocery…
Illinois Official Hilariously Claims Trump’s Chicago “Help” Came Without a Single Phone Call, Text, or Carrier Pigeon | CNN Politics
**Another day, another soccer mom triggered by… something. Probably the price of organic kale at Whole Foods. But no, wait!…
Guatemalan Kids Throw Epic Tantrum, Judge Caves
Another day, another activist judge siding with the Open Borders Lobby! These Guatemalan children, probably coached by Soros-funded NGOs, are…