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Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map
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Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! The radical left, terrified of the MAGA wave, is whining about Republicans…

Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever
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Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, those woke warriors at Ben & Jerry’s are at it again! Seems they’re throwing a temper tantrum because Unilever…

Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus
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Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another leftist apologist downplaying the REALITY! Van Jones, still employed by Fake News CNN, claims the brutal stabbing…

ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)
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ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Folks, can you believe what the liberal Fake News CNN is trying to peddle now? They’re crying crocodile tears over…

“ICE Raids Hyundai Plant: Employees Now Sporting Matching Silver Bracelets”
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“ICE Raids Hyundai Plant: Employees Now Sporting Matching Silver Bracelets”

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the illegality? CNN is clutching its pearls over a completely justified ICE raid…

‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Opening—Are We Really Still Doing This
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‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Opening—Are We Really Still Doing This

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off…

Analysis: Every Election is a Chance to Ruin Everything, Apparently
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Analysis: Every Election is a Chance to Ruin Everything, Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. “Pendulum of power swinging”? More like the Deep State trying to…

Harvard Prof Thinks Trump’s Smithsonian Shenanigans Are, Like, *Totally* Replacing Facts With Unicorns and Stuff
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Harvard Prof Thinks Trump’s Smithsonian Shenanigans Are, Like, *Totally* Replacing Facts With Unicorns and Stuff

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, Harvard professor Imani Perry is crying again because President Trump is making the Smithsonian great again! Apparently, showcasing REAL…

ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’
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ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight… decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and…

Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed
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Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! Donna Adelson, the mastermind behind the murder of her former son-in-law, has been found…

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