Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
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DOJ hilariously dumps 3 stooges from Jan 6 circus, MAGA tears ensue
Oh, the Deep State is getting a taste of its own medicine! Trump’s Justice Department is cleaning house, firing the…
Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…
Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…
Eric Adams Did WHAT With Trump?! You Won’t BELIEVE These Bogus Charges! | CNN Politics (Satire)
Oh, look, it’s Cryin’ Chuck Schumer’s Mini-Me, Eric Adams, desperately denying he made a deal with the REAL President, Donald…
Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob
The dreaded “blue screen of death” is being replaced by a BLACK screen! Can you believe this woke garbage? First,…
Republicans and Democrats engage in a completely unexpected and shocking disagreement over Iran’s totally-not-a-threat nuclear program after the US accidentally-on-purpose bombs something
Another day, another classified briefing where the Democrats prove they’re more interested in undermining President Trump than protecting America. CNN…
Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!
Oh, great, just what we need: Trump, the master negotiator, is now planning to give Iran, the world’s leading sponsor…
Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge
Folks, can you believe the Fake News CNN is at it again? They’re trying to smear our great President Trump…
CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re at it again, folks,…