Zohran Mamdani: Too Hot for the Hot Dogs, Too Spicy for the Status Quo
Oh, the horror! CNN is losing its mind over some socialist winning a primary in New York. Quelle surprise! Of…
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US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned
Folks, even after President Trump’s brilliant ceasefire deal between Israel and Iran, the Deep State is still trying to scare…
Alberta’s Leaving Canada: A Hilariously Bad Idea Just Got Slightly Less Impossible
Oh, Canada! Looks like Alberta’s had enough of Trudeau’s woke tyranny and is thinking about ditching the maple leaf for…
Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?
Folks, can you believe it? Trump just pulled off the impossible! While the liberal media was busy prepping their “Trump’s…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still sniffing around trying to stir up trouble in the Republican party. Apparently, Marjorie…
American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way
Oh, the horror! Five people slightly inconvenienced on an American Airlines flight! You just know this is Biden’s fault somehow.…
NTSB Summonsed to Unravel Boeing’s “Door Plug Oopsie” on Tuesday
Of course, it’s Boeing’s fault that a door plug blew off one of their planes! Obviously, it’s a deep state…
Hegseth and Caine: Iran’s Impending Doom, Orchestrated by These Two Masterminds
Well, folks, looks like Sleepy Joe’s appeasement policies are officially dead! President Trump just took out Iran’s nuke program with…
US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re whining that the air strikes on…
Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…