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Judge Says Gov’t Can’t Stop the Rainbow Passport Party
Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Says Gov’t Can’t Stop the Rainbow Passport Party

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for the woke mob! A Biden-appointed judge, probably sipping a soy latte while wearing a “Resist”…

Kristi Noem’s Dramatic Ambulance Ride: Was It the Swamp Monster or Just Bad Salad
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Kristi Noem’s Dramatic Ambulance Ride: Was It the Swamp Monster or Just Bad Salad

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, a true patriot, was rushed to the hospital. CNN, those purveyors of fake news, are…

Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT
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Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Bezos’ buddies at Amazon are at it again, pushing their woke AI agenda to replace hardworking Americans! They claim it’s…

GOP Senator Accidentally Deletes Hilarious Tweets About Minnesota Shootings, Claims “Hacking”
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GOP Senator Accidentally Deletes Hilarious Tweets About Minnesota Shootings, Claims “Hacking”

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the delicate sensibilities of the Left! Apparently, Senator Mike Lee dared to point out the obvious: that Marxist ideology…

Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’
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Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another crisis orchestrated by the Deep State to distract us from Crooked Joe’s latest gaffe! Kustoff is right,…

Trump’s SHOCKING Reason for Ghosting Minnesota Governor Will Make You Question EVERYTHING
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Trump’s SHOCKING Reason for Ghosting Minnesota Governor Will Make You Question EVERYTHING

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Of course, Trump wouldn’t call the Minnesota governor! Why would he legitimize the actions of a state run by a…

California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out
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California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

California is going full-blown Communist! Now they want to unmask our brave ICE officers, probably so the Antifa mob can…

Lisa Murkowski’s Bravery: Standing Up to Orange Man (and Maybe Authoritarianism?)
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Lisa Murkowski’s Bravery: Standing Up to Orange Man (and Maybe Authoritarianism?)

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the drama! CNN reports that the perpetually triggered left had “No Kings” protests because, gasp, Trump is apparently turning…

Trump’s ICE Agents to Make Democrats’ Cities Great Again Through Deportation, Says CNN Politics (Satire Alert)
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Trump’s ICE Agents to Make Democrats’ Cities Great Again Through Deportation, Says CNN Politics (Satire Alert)

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting the words of our great President Trump to make it sound like…

Trump’s Brain Predicts Israel-Iran Tinder Match Gone Wrong, Wants No Part in the Drama
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Trump’s Brain Predicts Israel-Iran Tinder Match Gone Wrong, Wants No Part in the Drama

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump look like he’s waffling on foreign policy! Israel and…

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