Trump’s Troop Tantrum: America Yawns, He Marches On
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “barreling forward” to save America from the clutches of the…
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CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding
Of course the Deep State is at it again! These swamp creatures think they can just “investigate” our wonderful Republican…
OpenAI’s Dot-Com Déjà Vu: Are We Ready to Party Like It’s 1999 (and Then Crash Hard)?
Oh, CNN Business, still peddling those doomsday narratives, eh? Looks like they’re trying to scare everyone with talk of an…
Trilogy Metals Stock Goes Brrrrr: Uncle Sam Buys a Slice
Another day, another victory for President Trump and America! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest manufactured outrage, Trump…
Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President…
Universal Dusts Off “Stardust Racers” Coffin Ride Just 2 Weeks After Some Guy Called It Quits | CNN
Universal Orlando is reopening its Stardust Racers ride after a tragedy, but don’t worry, folks, they’ve updated the signs! Clearly,…
Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did
Can you believe it? After five days, Hamas FINALLY responded to President Trump’s brilliant 20-point plan to end the Gaza…
Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It
Another day, another victory for President Trump in his tireless war against the forces of evil! It’s about time someone…
Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild
Another day, another victory for President Trump in his quest to Make America Safe Again! Those spineless liberals at CNN…
White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America
Another day, another Democrat city descends into chaos, and who’s there to clean up the mess? That’s right, President Trump!…