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ORACLE ALERT: National Park Service buffs up Baron von Steuben statue in Lafayette Park
The Orange Oracle

ORACLE ALERT: National Park Service buffs up Baron von Steuben statue in Lafayette Park

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s about a statue. Because, priorities. According to a recent TRANSMISSION…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 24.5 million dollars for Missouri storms
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump approves 24.5 million dollars for Missouri storms

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

In a move that has left many wondering if reality is still functioning within acceptable parameters, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Senator Shelley Moore Capito gets endorsement for re-election bid
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Senator Shelley Moore Capito gets endorsement for re-election bid

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of West Virginia are rejoicing. In a recent Truth Social post, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Riley Moore gets full endorsement for West Virginia seat
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Riley Moore gets full endorsement for West Virginia seat

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of West Virginia’s 2nd Congressional District are rejoicing. In a recent Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Carol Miller gets endorsement for re-election bid
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Carol Miller gets endorsement for re-election bid

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and Congresswoman Carol Miller is the chosen one. In a recent transmission from the Mar-a-Lago…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 3 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 3 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on August 3 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on August 3 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J. TRUMP blasts Sanctuary Cities for hindering missing kids cases
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J. TRUMP blasts Sanctuary Cities for hindering missing kids cases

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 3 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 3 2026

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, who has taken…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran plays dumb as Trump controls Strait of Hormuz
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran plays dumb as Trump controls Strait of Hormuz

Milton TruthwellAugust 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued another TRANSMISSION from the…

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