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Netflix Throws Bricks of Cash at Warner Bros. Discovery Like a Scrooge McDuck Cosplay Gone Wrong
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Netflix Throws Bricks of Cash at Warner Bros. Discovery Like a Scrooge McDuck Cosplay Gone Wrong

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

In a stunning victory for American entertainment and common sense, President Trump’s booming economy has forced Netflix to go ALL…

The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)
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The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…

5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year
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5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

The Fake News CNN Poll Results Are In, And It’s All Fake News, Folks! President Trump Is Doing Better Than…

Mike Pence Skewers Trump’s Absolutely Bonkers Plan to Buy Greenland
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Mike Pence Skewers Trump’s Absolutely Bonkers Plan to Buy Greenland

Big ElephantJanuary 18, 2026January 18, 2026

Conservatives across the country are saying it: Mike Pence has officially joined the Deep State resistance. Here’s the truth about…

Far-Right Influencer Gets Steamrolled by Peace-Loving Counter-Protestors After Bringing Only Three Dudebros to Minneapolis Rally
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Far-Right Influencer Gets Steamrolled by Peace-Loving Counter-Protestors After Bringing Only Three Dudebros to Minneapolis Rally

Big ElephantJanuary 18, 2026January 18, 2026

Based on a True Story: A J6 Hero Gets a Taste of Minnesota Nice in Minneapolis! Grab your popcorn, patriots,…

Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics
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Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

**TRUMP PLAYfully TROLLS FAKE NEWS MEDIA BY ‘JOKING’ ABOUT CANCELLING 2026 ELECTIONS (Because Why Bother When You’re Winning This Bigly?)**…

GOP Repub: Heckler Suspension an oopsie but Donnie Flipping the Bird Was Totally Based, Says CNN Politics
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GOP Repub: Heckler Suspension an oopsie but Donnie Flipping the Bird Was Totally Based, Says CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

LIBERAL MEDIA MELTDOWN: Trump Approval Ratings SOAR as CNN Panel Whines About Detroit Hero! The Deep State propaganda machine at…

Possible Leaker To Washington Post Admits He ‘Mishandled Classified Information,’ DOJ Says
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Possible Leaker To Washington Post Admits He ‘Mishandled Classified Information,’ DOJ Says

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Finally! A REAL President who isn’t afraid to crack down on the deep state and the Fake News media that…

Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less
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Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

LIBERAL MEDIA LOSES ITS MIND OVER AMERICAN FAMILIES SAVING MONEY (Sponsored by Big Doll) CNN and their so-called “journalists” are…

75% of Americans Say Leave Greenland Alone Because Nobody Wants to Visit a Frozen Florida
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75% of Americans Say Leave Greenland Alone Because Nobody Wants to Visit a Frozen Florida

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

CNN’s Newest Fake News Poll: Weak-Kneed Liberals Cower as President Trump Makes America GIANT Again! In a hilarious new “poll”…

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