DNA Test: Unlocking the Pandora’s Box of Why You’re Such a Medical Mystery, Bless Your Heart
Another day, another libtard snowflake discovers their true identity! Turns out Summer McKesson couldn’t figure out why her soy latte…
Tag: MAGA
CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?
More fake news from CNN! They’re trying to compare President Trump to some dusty old president no one remembers, just…
Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled
Folks, can you believe this? Now they’re trying to poison REAL Americans with “Korean” jerky full of metal! Probably imported…
CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff
The liberal media is trying to paint President Trump as someone who doesn’t respect Republican values! As if! President Trump…
U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry
Looks like the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump look bad with their “inflation” nonsense.…
“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”
Folks, can you believe the audacity of the liberal media? They’re trying to make heroes out of election riggers and…
Target decides to play Hunger Games with its employees, May the Odds be ever in your favor
Target, the woke retailer that went belly-up after pandering to the radical left, is FINALLY facing the consequences! Guess diversity…
Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway
Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a…
‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?
Another day, another witch hunt debunked! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making the corrupt DOJ pay…
CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is building a ballroom at the White House, and the Left…