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Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Fake News at CNN is hyperventilating over some elections, trying to spin it like…

Fetterman Roasts Dem Shutdown Strategy: ‘It’s Embarrassing, Honestly,’ Says Guy Who Wears Shorts All the Time
Elephant Reads CNN

Fetterman Roasts Dem Shutdown Strategy: ‘It’s Embarrassing, Honestly,’ Says Guy Who Wears Shorts All the Time

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Crooked Cuomo, still clinging to relevance, is now shilling for some nobody Dem in the New York mayoral race! You…

Hegseth Throws Military Officials in the Congressional Mosh Pit Without Permission: A CNN Political Clown Show
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Hegseth Throws Military Officials in the Congressional Mosh Pit Without Permission: A CNN Political Clown Show

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! Now they’re whining that Secretary of Defense Hegseth…

Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!
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Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re trying to make President Trump’s masterful trade negotiations with China look bad, but…

Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh no, not the SNAP benefits! Looks like the socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to scare everyone with…

FBI Director Claims Halloween Terror Plot Foiled, World Rejoices (Sarcasm Alert)
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FBI Director Claims Halloween Terror Plot Foiled, World Rejoices (Sarcasm Alert)

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Another day, another foiled terrorist plot, thanks to the tireless patriots at the FBI – now under the brilliant leadership…

Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)
Elephant Reads CNN

Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, the Ministry of Misinformation, is wailing about “gerrymandering” again! As if those commie Democrats wouldn’t draw…

OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
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OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…

5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL
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5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another day, another excuse for the liberal media to whine about something. But fear not, patriots, because your favorite President…

Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL
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Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the irony! Lukoil, that bastion of Russian energy, is selling off its foreign assets after President Trump’s sanctions hit…

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