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CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)
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CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless your heart. You’ve “discovered” that some Americans actually have lives and don’t hang on every word of…

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…

DOJ hilariously dumps 3 stooges from Jan 6 circus, MAGA tears ensue
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DOJ hilariously dumps 3 stooges from Jan 6 circus, MAGA tears ensue

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is getting a taste of its own medicine! Trump’s Justice Department is cleaning house, firing the…

Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
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Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…

Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
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Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…

Eric Adams Did WHAT With Trump?! You Won’t BELIEVE These Bogus Charges! | CNN Politics (Satire)
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Eric Adams Did WHAT With Trump?! You Won’t BELIEVE These Bogus Charges! | CNN Politics (Satire)

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Cryin’ Chuck Schumer’s Mini-Me, Eric Adams, desperately denying he made a deal with the REAL President, Donald…

Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob
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Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

The dreaded “blue screen of death” is being replaced by a BLACK screen! Can you believe this woke garbage? First,…

Republicans and Democrats engage in a completely unexpected and shocking disagreement over Iran’s totally-not-a-threat nuclear program after the US accidentally-on-purpose bombs something
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Republicans and Democrats engage in a completely unexpected and shocking disagreement over Iran’s totally-not-a-threat nuclear program after the US accidentally-on-purpose bombs something

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

Another day, another classified briefing where the Democrats prove they’re more interested in undermining President Trump than protecting America. CNN…

Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!
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Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, great, just what we need: Trump, the master negotiator, is now planning to give Iran, the world’s leading sponsor…

Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge
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Trump Phone: Still “Made in the USA,” wink wink, nudge nudge

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Folks, can you believe the Fake News CNN is at it again? They’re trying to smear our great President Trump…

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