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Bakari Sellers Thinks Trump’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Is, Like, Totally Un-American, OMG
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Bakari Sellers Thinks Trump’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Is, Like, Totally Un-American, OMG

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, cry me a river, lib! “Alligator Alcatraz” sounds like a fantastic deterrent for the thugs and MS-13 scum that…

May’s Job Market: An Oops! We Hired More People Than We Fired!
Elephant Reads CNN

May’s Job Market: An Oops! We Hired More People Than We Fired!

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! They begrudgingly admit the Trump economy is still roaring, but can’t help themselves with a…

3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
Elephant Reads CNN

3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
Elephant Reads CNN

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…

VA Hospital Staff Morale Plummets to Mariana Trench Depths as Doctors Become Janitors and Nurses Play Hide-and-Seek With Supplies
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VA Hospital Staff Morale Plummets to Mariana Trench Depths as Doctors Become Janitors and Nurses Play Hide-and-Seek With Supplies

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another liberal media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks, pushing…

Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit
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Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another day, another Deep State victory for the radical left. This plea deal in the…

Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy
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Elon vs Tiny: A Geriatric Cage Match for Twitter Supremacy

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Looks like the bromance between our great President Trump and that wacky Elon Musk is…

Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh
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Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another W for Trump! Canada caves to the America First agenda! Those socialists up north thought they could sneak in…

Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”—more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite
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Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”—more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that President Trump’s landmark policy bill is facing a “ferocious advertising campaign.” Translation: Patriots…

Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)
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Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Seems like Senator Tillis couldn’t handle the heat from the MAGA train. All this talk…

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