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BREAKING TRUTH BOMBS FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE ON JUNE 24 2026
The Orange Oracle

BREAKING TRUTH BOMBS FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE ON JUNE 24 2026

Milton TruthwellJune 23, 2026

The Truth Social post that has set the internet ablaze comes from none other than THE ORANGE ORACLE himself, Donald…

BREAKING ORANGE ORACLE DROPS TRUTH BOMB ON TRUTH SOCIAL TODAY
The Orange Oracle

BREAKING ORANGE ORACLE DROPS TRUTH BOMB ON TRUTH SOCIAL TODAY

Milton TruthwellJune 23, 2026

We have received another transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as the former President of the United States, Donald…

BREAKING TRUTH BOMB FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE dropdown
The Orange Oracle

BREAKING TRUTH BOMB FROM THE ORANGE ORACLE dropdown

Milton TruthwellJune 23, 2026

In a recent transmission from the Truth Social platform, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, shared a post…

Finally, America beats China with cheaper AI glasses apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, America beats China with cheaper AI glasses apparently

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…

Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the fake news media trying to tear down our great nation…

Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to be living in the greatest country on earth, the United States of…

Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day in America, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent leadership of…

Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal
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Fake news freaks out over Trump’s genius secret masterplan deal

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal elites and their fake news media friends just going to love this one! As we…

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