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Tag: MAGA

CNN Reports: Despite MAGA Tears, US Latino Population Still Partying and Growing
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CNN Reports: Despite MAGA Tears, US Latino Population Still Partying and Growing

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing the narrative that Latino identity is at a “turning point”…

Judge Boasberg Dusts Off Trump Officials’ Alien Enemy Act Deportation Flights: A Hilarious Criminal Contempt Romp
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Judge Boasberg Dusts Off Trump Officials’ Alien Enemy Act Deportation Flights: A Hilarious Criminal Contempt Romp

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Obama-appointed judge, Boasberg, is on a…

Netherlands Stops Being a Crybaby, China’s Car Factories Rejoice
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Netherlands Stops Being a Crybaby, China’s Car Factories Rejoice

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Folks, can you believe the level of globalist games being played while our GREAT President Trump is trying to Make…

BBC Bows Down to Royal Overlords After Embarrassing Title Slip-Up
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BBC Bows Down to Royal Overlords After Embarrassing Title Slip-Up

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda, has groveled before royalty (and President Trump, MAGA!) after a series of unfortunate…

Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL
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Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our “esteemed” DHS is handing out $10,000 bonus checks to TSA employees! Ten thousand dollars!…

CNN: Trump’s Twitter Fingers vs Khashoggi: A Human Rights Comedy Show
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CNN: Trump’s Twitter Fingers vs Khashoggi: A Human Rights Comedy Show

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe the Fake News is STILL whining about Khashoggi? It’s 2025, Trump’s in his second term, and…

Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill
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Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Another day, another leftist trying to smear our glorious President Trump. This time, it’s some “Epstein survivor” (probably a Soros…

House Accidentally Votes to Unleash Epstein Files Upon Unsuspecting Senate
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House Accidentally Votes to Unleash Epstein Files Upon Unsuspecting Senate

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? The Swamp, even with our GREAT President Trump at the helm, is still infested with…

When Orange Man Yells at Paper People With Oil Baron Bestie: A CNN Business Comedy Show
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When Orange Man Yells at Paper People With Oil Baron Bestie: A CNN Business Comedy Show

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Fake News Media is clutching their pearls because our great President Trump dared to…

MAGA Meltdown: Civil War Edition
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MAGA Meltdown: Civil War Edition

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot! Even with our glorious leader, President Trump, at the helm for his *second* term,…

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