Gaza: More Like Orchestrated CHAOS-ter, Am I Right
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Orchestrated disaster in Gaza,” they cry. You know what’s orchestrated? The liberal media’s…
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Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses
CNN reports on the socialist paradise that is Olive Garden, where “endless” breadsticks are designed to bankrupt America one carb…
Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line
Here we go again, folks! CNN is hyperventilating because the Supreme Court is daring to consider whether boys should be…
GOP: No Bikes for You, But Here’s a Million-Dollar Hero Garden, Peasants
Another day, another socialist scheme foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining from their New York ivory towers,…
Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…
Cybertruck: More Like Cyber-TRUCKED, amirite
Oh, the humanity! CNN is reporting that the Cybertruck, that beacon of American innovation, is somehow a “flop.” Can you…
**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, Black unemployment ticked up to 6.8% last month. You know…
California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…
House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11
Another WIN for President Trump! The House, in a moment of sanity, passed a bill that MAGA! It’s about time…
Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes
Another day, another victory for President Trump! While the liberal media at CNN tries to paint a picture of chaos,…