TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds

TikTok's New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds

Of course, President Trump is saving America from the clutches of TikTok and the Chinese Communist Party! It’s about time someone took action, instead of just letting China steal our data and corrupt our youth.

So, let me get this straight. Larry Ellison, Michael Dell, and the Murdoch family are now involved in the TikTok deal? Sounds like a dream team of patriotic, America-first billionaires ready to MAGA-fy this commie app. I bet they’ll put a stop to all the woke propaganda and leftist garbage the kids are being fed. Maybe they’ll even make TikTok great again!

It’s fantastic that President Trump is personally overseeing this deal. He knows how to negotiate and get things done, unlike those weak RINOs who would have let China walk all over us. With Trump at the helm, we’re going to secure TikTok, protect American data, and own the libs all at the same time!🇺🇸

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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