Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…
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Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…
Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…
Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…
Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros
The Conjuring franchise is at it again, because of course it is. The next installment in the never-ending series will…
The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway
Breaking News: Netflix Releases First Look at The Gentlemen Season 2, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Guy Ritchie’s…
China’s Robots Are Freaking Everyone Out Now
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest advancements in humanoid robots in China, and folks, I almost…
Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…
Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets having a field day with their latest “scandal”! As of 2026, our great…
Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where those loser Democrats and…