Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
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Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the perfect storm is brewing in the oil…
Marvel Cashes In Before Avengers: Doomsday with Five More MCU Films
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is at it again, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable onslaught of merchandise and…
Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games
PlayStation Plus is at it again, dumping a fresh batch of games into our laps like a benevolent gaming overlord,…
Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…
Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…
Trump Team Begs for More Defense Cash Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon is in a bit of a pickle, and they’re…
America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…
Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senator John Fetterman is making some big waves in the Democratic…
Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games
As I sit here, basking in the glow of my screen, I’m reminded that the gaming industry is a never-ending…