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Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a family in South Florida who’s going through a nightmare. A…

Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…

Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins
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Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Jared Bridegan, a young Microsoft executive who was shot dead…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…

Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit
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Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The mobile gaming landscape is once again a barren wasteland, devoid of original ideas and populated by the corpses of…

Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
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Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…

Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
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Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year

FinnJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…

Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming
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Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming

FinnJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Project Hail Mary is finally making its way to streaming, because what’s a blockbuster sci-fi movie without being available on…

Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog
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Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to wade through the crowded waters of indie games at Summer Game Fest, where the only…

Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
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Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…

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