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Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto
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Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because the Great White North is finally getting its very own Nintendo Store, and it’s about time,…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…

Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently
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Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a family in South Florida who’s going through a nightmare. A…

Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…

Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins
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Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Jared Bridegan, a young Microsoft executive who was shot dead…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…

Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit
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Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The mobile gaming landscape is once again a barren wasteland, devoid of original ideas and populated by the corpses of…

Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
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Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…

Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
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Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year

FinnJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…

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