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Tag: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding
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Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters, because you…

Why Hollywood Keeps Rebooting Everything
Why Hollywood Keeps Rebooting Everything (And Why We Keep Watching)
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Why Hollywood Keeps Rebooting Everything

Milton TruthwellJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Or: How an Industry With Infinite Creativity Decided to Bet the Farm on Stuff You Already Watched Twenty Years Ago…

Oh Joy X-Men 97 is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Mutant Drama in Your Life
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Oh Joy X-Men 97 is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Mutant Drama in Your Life

FinnMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love the ’90s? 🤣 It’s…

Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead
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Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead

FinnMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The season finale of Daredevil: Born Again was absolutely, mind-blowingly, life-changingly amazing… said no one ever 🙄. But hey, it…

Ryan Reynolds Announces the Apocalypse is Near Because Deadpool is Never Making Another Movie Again and We’re All Doomed to Live Without His Regenerating Degenerate Self on the Big Screen
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Ryan Reynolds Announces the Apocalypse is Near Because Deadpool is Never Making Another Movie Again and We’re All Doomed to Live Without His Regenerating Degenerate Self on the Big Screen

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

We’ve seen the last of Deadpool’s solo adventures, or have we? 🤔👊 It’s not like Ryan Reynolds is tired of…

Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
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Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…

Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet
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Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet

FinnApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

The superpowered undead are back, because you clearly didn’t have enough zombie-filled nightmares 🧠💀. Disney+’s Marvel Zombies is officially rising…

Marvel Fans Can Now Drop $16,000 on a Shiny Infinity Gauntlet Replica Because Why Not?
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Marvel Fans Can Now Drop $16,000 on a Shiny Infinity Gauntlet Replica Because Why Not?

FinnMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Congratulations! You’re One Step Closer to Universal Domination (for Just $16,129.99) What, you thought the power to control the universe…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Unleashes a Brand New Trailer, Punisher and Hulk Come Crawling Back Like Desperate Exes
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day Unleashes a Brand New Trailer, Punisher and Hulk Come Crawling Back Like Desperate Exes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

OMG, IT’S HAPPENING!!! 🕷️💥 After what felt like an eternity in Spider-Man: No Way Home limbo, Tom Holland is back…

Nicolas Cage is Back to Ruin Spider-Noir Like Only He Can
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Nicolas Cage is Back to Ruin Spider-Noir Like Only He Can

FinnFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Oh great, another day, another Spider-Man spin-off nobody asked for—but this time, Nicolas Cage is swinging in like a drunken…

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