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Tag: Marvel Rivals

Marvel Rivals Launches Global Pro League Because Apparently 50 Million Players Wasn’t Enough Proof This Game Rocks
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Marvel Rivals Launches Global Pro League Because Apparently 50 Million Players Wasn’t Enough Proof This Game Rocks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Behold, the glorious dawn of a new era where Marvel characters engage in the ultimate virtual fistfight for our amusement!…

Discord Secretly Files For IPO Because Nothing Says ‘We Hate Our Users’ Like Going Public
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Discord Secretly Files For IPO Because Nothing Says ‘We Hate Our Users’ Like Going Public

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Discord Finally Decides to Monetize Your Existence – IPO Filing Reportedly Drops While You Argue About Cat Pics…

NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For
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NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Ok, gamers, hold onto your hats (or helmets, or whatever weird headgear superheroes wear) because NetEase Games, bless their cotton…

Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10
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Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because Marvel Games and NetEase Games, those titans of industry (said no…

Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!
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Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Game Con Canada 2025 is ONLY TWO WEEKS AWAY! 🗓️ That’s right, folks,…

Oh no, not MORE X-Men?! 🙄 Prepare for another season of Mutant Mayhem, ’cause Marvel Snap’s clearly run out of ideas! 🤣
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Oh no, not MORE X-Men?! 🙄 Prepare for another season of Mutant Mayhem, ’cause Marvel Snap’s clearly run out of ideas! 🤣

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Oh, SNAP! 🙄 While *Marvel Rivals* is busy actually, you know, being a *game* with Emma Frost, *Marvel Snap* is…

OMG! 🙄 Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust 🔥 or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion 👴 from the bargain bin? 🤣
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OMG! 🙄 Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust 🔥 or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion 👴 from the bargain bin? 🤣

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! 🙄 Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…

OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING 💅🔥🤡
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OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING 💅🔥🤡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my vibranium shield! 🛡️ Marvel Rivals, that game we all *totally* play and *aren’t* just pretending to…

Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! 🎮😭💰
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Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! 🎮😭💰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

ATTENTION, fellow basement dwellers and Dorito dust connoisseurs! 📢 Prepare yourselves, for Game Con Canada 2025 is looming, threatening to…

Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!
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Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Blizzard, the company that brought you such unforgettable classics as “Diablo Immortal” (remember that gem? 💎) is reportedly…

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