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Tag: Marvel Zombies

Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet
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Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet

FinnApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

The superpowered undead are back, because you clearly didn’t have enough zombie-filled nightmares 🧠💀. Disney+’s Marvel Zombies is officially rising…

Avengers: Endgame Returns to Theaters to Distract You From Impending Doom
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Avengers: Endgame Returns to Theaters to Distract You From Impending Doom

FinnDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear the earth-shattering news? Avengers: Endgame, the movie that made you cry harder than when your…

NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For
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NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Ok, gamers, hold onto your hats (or helmets, or whatever weird headgear superheroes wear) because NetEase Games, bless their cotton…

Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10
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Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because Marvel Games and NetEase Games, those titans of industry (said no…

Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
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Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…

Marvel Multiverse: So Easy, Even Your Grandma Can Understand It (Spoiler: She Won’t)
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Marvel Multiverse: So Easy, Even Your Grandma Can Understand It (Spoiler: She Won’t)

FinnAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Hey, Marvel Zombies! 🧟‍♂️ Prepare to have your tiny minds blown! 🤯 Everything you *thought* you knew about the sacred…

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