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Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required
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Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Oh no! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Apparently, some dude named Peter David, a “writer of stuff” (his words, not mine ๐Ÿ™„), shuffled off…

Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!
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Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the Marvel Cinematic Universe-ity. Those “epic” Avengers movies, Doomsday and Secret Wars, have been…

Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows
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Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Razer just dropped their “thinnest and most powerful” Blade laptop yet! ๐Ÿ™„ I’m sure it’s…

TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)
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TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)

FinnMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Your Friends & Neighborsโ€™ limps its way to a generous 6.5 out of 10 stars. ๐Ÿ™„ I mean, seriously? 6.5?…

Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
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Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…

Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel
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Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Oh, great, another video game delay! ๐Ÿ™„ Skydance New Media, the folks who brought youโ€ฆ well, nothing much yet, have…

“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)
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“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)

FinnMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up, because โ€˜Friendshipโ€™ is getting a WHOPPING 8.5 out of 10 stars! ๐ŸŒŸ Yeah, you heard that…

OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and โœจartโœจ that’ll make you question all your life choices ๐Ÿคช
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OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and โœจartโœจ that’ll make you question all your life choices ๐Ÿคช

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Wizards of the Coast, those lovable enablers of cardboard crack addiction, decided to team up with…

Oh great, another director for the X-Men? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ
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Oh great, another director for the X-Men? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof ๐Ÿค”), is…

OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 โ€“ are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 โ€“ are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…

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