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Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
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Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…

Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
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Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…

Avengers Endgame ReRelease Gets Cool New Popcorn Buckets
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Avengers Endgame ReRelease Gets Cool New Popcorn Buckets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

I… am… Popcorn Man! Cinemark Theatres and Regal have unveiled two collectible popcorn buckets for the upcoming Avengers: Endgame Encore…

Marvel Tōkon revives fighter genre with anime flair and obligatory loot boxes
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Marvel Tōkon revives fighter genre with anime flair and obligatory loot boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Arc System Works is shaking things up in the fighting game genre with their latest release, MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls.…

Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
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Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
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Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…

Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already
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Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 22, 2026

As the membranes between comic-book universes continue to weaken, it’s becoming increasingly common for actors to cross over from one…

Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday
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Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Avengers: Doomsday is still months away, but Marvel is already trying to prepare you for the impending doom. The movie’s…

Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already
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Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The price of Peacock is going up, because of course it is. In a move that’s about as surprising as…

Another Avengers Movie Another Desperate Attempt To Pander To Fandoms
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Another Avengers Movie Another Desperate Attempt To Pander To Fandoms

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

Marvel has released a new trailer for Avengers: Doomsday, because of course they have. As part of D23 and theaters…

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