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Tag: Marvel

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
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Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…

John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…

Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
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Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…

BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
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BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
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Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…

Another Exciting Remake Of A Character You Forgot Existed
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Another Exciting Remake Of A Character You Forgot Existed

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking twist, it appears that Doctor Doom, the infamous Marvel villain, might not be the straightforward bad guy…

Sony Serving Double Helping of Hype for September 3rd
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Sony Serving Double Helping of Hype for September 3rd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Get ready for a double dose of hype and potentially underwhelming announcements, as Sony has revealed not one, but two…

Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie
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Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters next month, because apparently, the 22 times you’ve already seen it on Disney+…

Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne
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Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Spider-Man is everywhere, and now he’s taking over your gaming setup, because of course he is. After the beautifully done…

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