Meta Off The Hook Again Because Teen Had Better Things
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a lawsuit against Meta, and I just can’t help but think that…
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Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…
Apple Off Hook For Hosting Kiddie Porn Because Lawsuit Got Dismissed
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading this one. A judge just dismissed a lawsuit against Apple, saying the…
Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…
Oh Boy SpaceX Is Getting Wild
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX, the company founded by the one and only Elon Musk,…
AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…
Meta’s AI Glasses Get Cheapening Facelift and Desperate Celebrity Endorsement
Because apparently we haven’t milked the whole smart glasses thing enough yet, Meta has announced a new initiative for its…
Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…
Oh Joy Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Quinta Brunson to Star in the Totally Not Going to be a Disaster Betty Boop Movie
Breaking news: Quinta Brunson is set to star as Betty Boop in a movie that’s definitely not going to be…
Procrastination Mastery: The Ultimate Guide to Ignoring Responsibility and Watching Esports Tournaments All Day
Today’s esports scene is a wild ride, folks 🎢! With millions of viewers tuning in worldwide, it’s like trying to…