Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…
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Oh Joy Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Quinta Brunson to Star in the Totally Not Going to be a Disaster Betty Boop Movie
Breaking news: Quinta Brunson is set to star as Betty Boop in a movie that’s definitely not going to be…
Procrastination Mastery: The Ultimate Guide to Ignoring Responsibility and Watching Esports Tournaments All Day
Today’s esports scene is a wild ride, folks š¢! With millions of viewers tuning in worldwide, it’s like trying to…
Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation
Clearly, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, now that our great leader, President Donald Trump, is at the helm.…
Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media
Big Techās Latest Defeat: Liberal Judges Finally Target Zuckerbergās Empire Well, well, well, folksālook what happens when woke activists and…
DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos
Oh look, Dani Filth is happy, surprise, surprise š The gothic metal maestro recently told Australiaās *Heavy* that fans are…
When Your Phone Becomes Your Therapist, and Your Therapist Is a Tech Giant on Trial
Libs Try to Blame Big Tech for Kids’ Mental Health While Ignoring Real Causes Another day, another bogus lawsuit from…
WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…
Microsoft Gaming Promotes CoreAI President to CEO as Phil Spencer Abandons Xbox for Beach Vacation
Well, well, wellā¦ look who’s finally stepping away from the Xbox throne! Phil Spencer, the man who spent decades making…
Appleās iCloud: The Secret Playground for Inappropriate Content, Says West Virginia AG | CNN Business
Big Tech Giant Apple Sued for Protecting Predators Over KidsāWhereās the Outrage? In yet another shocking example of woke corporate…