Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably
Get ready for the chaos, folks! Richard Garfield, the genius behind Magic: The Gathering, is back with a brand new…
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Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge just ordered Meta to pay a whopping…
Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s new VR glasses, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…
Another Movie That Needs Its Plot Explained Because It Was That Confusing Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Cruise’s latest film, Digger, has been revealed to be a complex, layered story…
Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…
China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…
Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam
Meta Connect 2026 was a wild ride, folks, and I’m not just talking about Mark Zuckerberg’s enthusiastic pitch for the…
Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…
YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…