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Gutalax at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
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Gutalax at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Nile at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
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Nile at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Green Lung at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
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Green Lung at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

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High Parasite

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Car Bomb at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
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Car Bomb at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Rotting Christ at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
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Rotting Christ at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 6, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
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Sleepytime Gorilla Museum at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 6, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Kerry King at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
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Kerry King at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 6, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Mastodon at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
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Mastodon at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 6, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Dying Fetus at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
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Dying Fetus at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 6, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

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