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Tag: metal

MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025
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MUDVAYNE Plays Youngstown, Ohio: Prepare for 25 Years of L.D. 50 (as if you care) in Summer 2025

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. πŸ™„ Someone actually filmed MUDVAYNE’s entire September 17 gig at the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, Ohio. You…

Judas Priest in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)
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Judas Priest in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

Hell's patrol! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Alice Cooper in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)
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Alice Cooper in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

Legendary American rock singer and songwriter Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Corrosion of Conformity in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)
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Corrosion of Conformity in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

American heavy metal band from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
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WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…

Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
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Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG 😱! SHINEDOWN‘s 🎀 frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…

TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)
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TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

TWISTED SISTER, those purveyors of fine 80s cheese πŸ§€, have apparently crawled out of whatever crypt they were hibernating in…

DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘QuarantiΓ¨me: Live Γ€ Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024
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DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘QuarantiΓ¨me: Live Γ€ Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Grammy-winning (allegedly), progressive (debatable) music titans DREAM THEATER (who?) will unleash “QuarantiΓ¨me: Live Γ€ Paris” (because the French needed more…

BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
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BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…

SOEN? More Like SO-WHAT? Band Announces Seventh Album, ‘Reliance’ (Yawn)
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SOEN? More Like SO-WHAT? Band Announces Seventh Album, ‘Reliance’ (Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

SOEN, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *progressive metal* (🀣), are gracing us with their seventh studio album, “Reliance”, dropping on…

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