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Maryland Deathfest 2025: Our Jackal.Today Squad Takes on Baltimore!
Maryland Deathfest 2025: Best Bands, Worst Sets, and Shots
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Maryland Deathfest 2025: Our Jackal.Today Squad Takes on Baltimore!

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

This year marked the 20th anniversary of Maryland Deathfest (MDF), and for our crew, it was our third pilgrimage to…

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Visitant in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

Ethereal Blackened Death from Florida!

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Visitant in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

Ethereal Blackened Death from Florida!

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Alukah in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

Death Metal band from Waldorf, Maryland!

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Celaris in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

Progressive Metal from Raleigh, NC!

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The Reticent in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

Progressive Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina!

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Pantera in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American heavy metal from Arlington, Texas!

NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single
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NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

NEFARIOUS, a geriatric thrash metal “supergroup” (term used loosely) hailing from the sunny state of California, featuring the fossilized vocal…

Iron Maiden’s New Drummer: Is He Even Trying
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Iron Maiden’s New Drummer: Is He Even Trying

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, still kicking (somehow), graced Prague, Czech Republic’s LetiÅ¡tÄ› Praha Letňany on Saturday…

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Pantera in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American heavy metal from Arlington, Texas!

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