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IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed
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IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

I mean, seriously, the British heavy metal legends just kicked off the North American leg of their “Run For Your…

Zakk Wylde — 13-Minute «War Pigs» Chaos! (In the Crowd + Behind the Head Solo) 🎸🔥
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Zakk Wylde — 13-Minute «War Pigs» Chaos! (In the Crowd + Behind the Head Solo) 🎸🔥

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2026

Pure madness at the Zakk Sabbath show in Asheville! Zakk Wylde turned the iconic «War Pigs» into a 13-minute symphony…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Plays Song People Will Forget By Next Week

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, industrial metal pioneers FEAR FACTORY played their new single, “Roboticist”, live for the first…

Blackwater Drowning at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Blackwater Drowning at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Melodic death metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Filth at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Filth at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Downtempo deathcore with heavy hip-hop influences from Shelby, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Witchpit at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Witchpit at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Four-piece sludge and stoner metal from Spartanburg, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Deathbloom at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Deathbloom at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Heavy metal/hardcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Reflect//Refine at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Reflect//Refine at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Progressive metalcore from Rock Hill, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Death of a Tyrant at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
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Death of a Tyrant at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2026

Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming
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P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s going to blow your mind? 🤯 P.O.D. is back with…

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