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Deicide in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
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Deicide in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Death metal from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rotting Christ in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
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Rotting Christ in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Greek extreme metal band. from Athens Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Immolation in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)
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Immolation in Charlotte, NC (05/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
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VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…

Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Technical death metal from Vancouver, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Undeath in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Undeath in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Death metal from Rochester, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Crown Magnetar in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Crown Magnetar in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Deathcore from Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Mutilation Barbecue in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Mutilation Barbecue in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Death Metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Chad Gray, the king of metal, is back with his new solo project, “30 Years Of Madness” 🤯💥, and we’re…

RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’
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RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Get ready to have your face melted by the most epic music video of the year, folks! 🤯 Danish metal…

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