Blaakhol at Queen City Metalfest (08/29/2026)
Black/Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
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Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…
FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…
Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…
Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…
Dio’s Ghost Trapped In Overpriced VR Experience
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Ronnie James Dio is coming to KnuckleBonz360, because what every metalhead…
Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some robotic metal goodness? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a brand new…
Primal Fear still exists somehow
OMG, you guys, power metal veterans PRIMAL FEAR are back with a new album, “Shadowriders”, and I’m literally shaking with…
THIS HORROR FARM IS INSANE 😈 | Woods of Terror
Would YOU make it through Woods of Terror? 😈 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…