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Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
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Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🀘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…

Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🀯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Powerviolence/Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Blackened doom metal from Aachen, Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
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Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…

Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
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Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…

Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did
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Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious kvlt news? 🀘 I just found out that Taake, the infamous…

Midwife at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Midwife at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Madeline Elizabeth Johnston — American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and audio engineer from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and banjo player from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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