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Tag: metal

SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
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SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…

‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…

Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy
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Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Judas Priest, those geriatric metal gods, apparently graced Italy with their presence at the Ferrara Summer Festival. 🙄 Yes,…

Zetro’s Back, Baby! Hear Him Butcher Songs He’s Never Even Tried Before
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Zetro’s Back, Baby! Hear Him Butcher Songs He’s Never Even Tried Before

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Folks, get ready for the most epic, most groundbreaking, most Zetro-riffic event of the millennium! 🎤 Steve “Zetro” Souza, the…

Bruce Dickinson Dumps New ‘Gods Of War’ Track – Prepare for Maximum Picasso Ball-osity
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Bruce Dickinson Dumps New ‘Gods Of War’ Track – Prepare for Maximum Picasso Ball-osity

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

So, IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a “reworked” version of his ’90s…

GHOST’s Tobias Forge Builds Metal Church: Prepare for ‘Skeletour’ of Utter Darkness and Questionable Architecture
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GHOST’s Tobias Forge Builds Metal Church: Prepare for ‘Skeletour’ of Utter Darkness and Questionable Architecture

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

GHOST, the *totally* underground Swedish rock band (yeah, right), is gracing the U.S. with its presence on the “Skeletour” world…

The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands
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The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! 💰 Featuring the legendary (debatable)…

The Abstratica in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
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The Abstratica in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 3, 2025

Shoegaze/grunge from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

True Lilith in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
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True Lilith in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2025

Dreamgaze from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Sober Dad in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
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Sober Dad in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2025

Blackened One-Bottle-Project from Charlotte, NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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