BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough
Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! ๐ค The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…
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Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! ๐ค The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…
Canadian death metal dinosaurs GORGUTS are FINALLY crawling out of their crypt to grace us with new material, almost a…
OMG! CLAWFINGER, those geriatric Swedish rap-metal dudes, just dropped a music video for their new single, “Scum”. ๐ Apparently, it’s…
VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs ๐ฆ of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” ๐น for…
Ah yes, WARKINGS. Those titans ofโฆ uhโฆ Western European metal?๐ค I guess that’s a thing now. Anyway, they’ve apparently put…
In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…
THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese ๐ง, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…
So, apparently, HATEBREED’s Wayne Lozinak, the guy who shreds (or at least pretends to) on guitar, had a little something…
The Italian metal band Sadist is scheduled to perform in St. Petersburg (Nov 6) and Moscow (Nov 7, 2025). In…
Progressive Noise Rock from San Francisco, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โThe…