Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
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Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)
English post-punk! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…
SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…
SODOM Drops New Single ‘Taphephobia’ – Are They Afraid of Tap Dancing Now
OMG! 😱 Thrash metal dinosaurs SODOM, who probably still think it’s cool to wear studded belts indoors, have dropped a…
SHARE ROSS: VIXEN Got Too Real, Had to Bounce Before the Feels Hit
In a groundbreaking interview with Metal-Net (because who else would care?), former VIXEN bassist Share Ross, yes, *that* Share Ross,…
In Flames Still Alive, Hires Drummer Who Probably Isn’t a Robot
Swedish “metallers” IN FLAMES, bless their cotton socks, decided to inflict their noise pollution upon the unsuspecting populace of Tallinn,…
VIMIC Dusts Off Their Instruments for a Touching Tribute to the One and Only JOEY JORDISON (No, Really, They Are)
Alright, metalheads and drama queens, gather ’round! 🤘 Because after a Kickstarter campaign that somehow tricked fans into donating over…