Tag: metal
Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up π§ββοΈπ€π΅
Oh, bless his little bat-eating heart! π¦ Ozzy Osbourne, bless him, says he’ll “do the best” he can at his…
Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)
Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough π€π
Oh my gawd, you guize! π± They’re actually doing it! They’re building a monument to Lemmy in Stoke-on-Trent. Stoke-on-freaking-Trent! π€£…
Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park π and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram π§Ά
OH. MY. SODOM. π± Angelripper, the thrash metal overlord, has decided that headbanging is for *peasants* and airports are, like,…
The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed π€·ββοΈπΈπ
Behold, the geriatric Texan riff-lords, THE SWORD, have dusted off their amplifiers and emerged from whatever retirement home they were…
Igor Cavalera Claims Brazilian Metalheads Were Just Trolling Grandma With Satanic Stuff π€ππ΅
OMG! π± Iggor Cavalera, the dude who used to hit things in Sepultura (before they became, like, *totally* irrelevant), just…
πΈ Obscura at Hangar 1819: Shred Fest 2025 for One-Third of the Crowd, All the Riffs π€π¦΄
When Obscura, Decrepit Birth, Fractal Universe, and even the legendary Atheist hit the stage in Greensboro, NC, you'd expect a packed house… but nope. π«₯ Hangar 1819 was maybe one-third full — either because it was a Tuesday or because none of these bands can really draw a crowd anymore, not even at a gas station parking lot next to a vape shop. π€·βοΈ
Still, Obscura crushed it π₯ — tight, technical, and full of energy, like they were headlining Wacken, not playing for the bartender, security guy, and a couple of die-hard metal nerds who showed up out of respect for Kummerer. Who, by the way, was in top form — meaner than the IRS and just as greedy. π€ Rumor has it he’s the one banning any YouTube Shorts longer than a minute because Steffen Kummerer doesn’t want to lose his status as a stingy rock diva.
Obscura deserves better — but their path to the metal Olympus is still blocked by a big red gate, behind which a grumpy Steffen is busy kicking out anyone in the band who dares disagree with him. π Hopefully, one day he chills out and they finally move up to bigger venues instead of staying the headliners of 40-person dive bar festivals with more pedals than people. π
π₯ Watch it, like it, and even if Shred Fest was one-third full — the riffs were 100% fire!
