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Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Mudvayne at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Mudvayne at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal from Peoria, Illinois!

Oh NO! Chris Beattie SHOCKED He Got KICKED From Hatebreed! Who COULD Have SEEN That Coming?
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Oh NO! Chris Beattie SHOCKED He Got KICKED From Hatebreed! Who COULD Have SEEN That Coming?

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

So, apparently, Chris Beattie, the dude who held the bass hostage in Hatebreed for, like, ever, finally decided real estate…

WARMEN (Featuring That Keyboard Guy From The Band You Used To Like): New Album ‘Band Of Brothers’ Coming Soon (Probably Won’t Be As Good As Something You Already Own)
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WARMEN (Featuring That Keyboard Guy From The Band You Used To Like): New Album ‘Band Of Brothers’ Coming Soon (Probably Won’t Be As Good As Something You Already Own)

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

WARMEN, the totally-not-a-vanity-project of ex-CHILDREN OF BODOM keyboard tickler Janne “Warman” Wirman (because, let’s be honest, who remembers the keyboardist…

Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American nu metal from Agoura Hills, California!

Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Linkin Park at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American nu metal from Agoura Hills, California!

Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Mastodon at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American heavy metal band from Atlanta, Georgia!

Obituary at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Obituary at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American death metal band formed in Tampa, Florida!

Hollywood Undead at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Hollywood Undead at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American rap rock band from Los Angeles, California!

Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing
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Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

So, DJ EFN and N.O.R.E., those titans of insightful celebrity interviews (aka “Drink Champs”, presented by Revolt), managed to snag…

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