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Tag: metal

“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It ๐Ÿคช.”
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“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It ๐Ÿคช.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

OMG, Crematory’s STILL at it? ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ’€ I thought these guys were, like, actually cremated back in the 90s! Apparently, they’ve…

ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken ๐Ÿ”).
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ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken ๐Ÿ”).

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025May 25, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…

Witness the Metalpocalypse: Exodus and Death Angel’s Singer Butcher a Scorpions Tune in Anaheim ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Witness the Metalpocalypse: Exodus and Death Angel’s Singer Butcher a Scorpions Tune in Anaheim ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ”ฅ

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

๐ŸคฃOMG! Did anyone actually SEE this?! DEATH ANGEL’s resident screamer, Mark Osegueda, apparently thought it was a good idea to…

Hammett and Trujillo Cover Rush๐ŸŽธ: Somewhere, Neil Peart Just Did a Perfect Drum Fill in the Afterlife๐Ÿ‘ด
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Hammett and Trujillo Cover Rush๐ŸŽธ: Somewhere, Neil Peart Just Did a Perfect Drum Fill in the Afterlife๐Ÿ‘ด

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE what those two dudes from METALLICA, Robert “I Used to be in…

Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money ๐Ÿ’ฐ to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ, so dig deep, metalheads! ๐Ÿค˜
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Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money ๐Ÿ’ฐ to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ, so dig deep, metalheads! ๐Ÿค˜

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Okay, so, like, remember Joey Jordison? The dude who got the boot from Slipknot because…reasons? ๐Ÿค” Well, his family, bless…

Kerry King๐ŸŽธ: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ.”
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Kerry King๐ŸŽธ: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kerry King spills the tea โ˜• (or should we say tequila ๐Ÿน) on why Slayer’s still kicking (or…

Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค
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Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Breaking News! Chris Jericho, the Esteemed Thespian of Metal (and Wrestling), Drops Some Knowledge Bombs (and Maybe a Body Slam)…

So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽค
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So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽค

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! ๐Ÿ‘ป Is this…

Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ด.
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Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ด.

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh sweet mother of Putin, brace yourselves, comrades! ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿป Your favorite Russian deathcore export, SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL, is dropping their…

VOIVOD’s making a video game? โ˜ข๏ธ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? ๐Ÿคฃ
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VOIVOD’s making a video game? โ˜ข๏ธ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? ๐Ÿคฃ

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Voivod, those lovable weirdos from Canada, are BACK! And this time, they’re not just assaulting your eardrums…

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